Not me Monday

This week with all it's crazy-ness I have found a lot of not me's.

I most certainly did not buy pizza's for over 50 people for a one year olds birthday...I mean come on he isn't even going to remember...I definitely did not do that.
I also didn't forget to order a birthday cake for my son...and then proceeded to beg on hands and knees to the baker at Walmart to make a cake in 20min.....Nope I am an organized put together mom, and I certainly know not to lay my own procrastination on others....I know better than that!
I also didn't make my husband sit through a 6 hour marraige confrence with a tooth ache. I am a sympothetic wife only interested in the comfort of my husband and I could care less about a messly $60. (In all actually he did really want to go).
I also didn't dress up for halloween...come on moms don't do that. I most certainly didn't dress up like the wicked witch and walk around telling people I was Sara Palin...nope a good person wouldn't do that.
I also didn't pressure cook my boss's to dress up for the election themed birthday party, only for them to be the only ones so dressed up. (everyone was suppose to)

I really wasn't a bad person this week.....Uhhh...huh....